Tuesday, 4 September 1951
I was
nervous as I entered the room, rather shy, I glanced over the crowd already
assembled. A few seats remained
open. As I claimed my place I looked
toward the front of the room. At the door stood the most beautiful woman I had
ever seen. She was perfection
personified: silky blond hair, flawless skin, a winsome smile, crystal blue
eyes and dressed to kill. She caught my stare and smiled and I was smitten. She
made her way through the crowd and to my surprise she chose a seat beside
me. My heart raced and I thought that I
knew what love is. I was
five-and-one-half years old. This was my first day in the first grade.
My
challenge was before me. What I need
more than life itself to be able to impress Nancy Poole. She proved to be
charmingly smart. She must have been an
artist because she could color and stay within the lines. She knew the alphabet and could add
numbers. When she would read aloud from
our Dick and Jane book The New We Look
and See her words, “Look” (the only word on page 3), and “Look, look. Oh,
look. See Jane.” on page 7 seemed to fill the room with music. My thoughts over
flowed with ways to impress that beautiful girl. One afternoon during a water fountain break I
knew what would work. I filled my mouth with water. Returning to my desk I waited patiently and
just before the next class started, I spit the water on Nancy’s desk. She screamed!
I was
introduced to the corner. Not the result
I anticipated. Humiliated, I wanted to
get even. If I pushed her I would get in
trouble. I could throw dirt on her
during recess and probably get into trouble.
I could pull her hair and get into trouble. At William Penn Elementary School in 1950 the
price a student had to pay for getting into trouble could be severe. A verbal reprimand from my teacher brought
embarrassment. Standing in the corner of the classroom was humiliating.
Standing in the hall let everyone know you were a trouble maker. Being sent to the principal’s office would
result in severe punishment at school and an enviable beating at home. The ultimate punishment for the hard core
trouble maker was an in the hall spanking. A spanking with a hardwood yard
stick or board sized for a child’s rear-end and designed for maximum
effectiveness. For me there was no way to win. Yet I wanted to get even.
My
opportunity to get even came in October.
The Advance Leader and Penn Progress Newspapers carried
Elementary School Lunch Menus. Today’s
lunch was: Turkey a la King, Buttered Peas and Diced Carrots, Bread, Butter,
Milk, Ice Cream Bar. After lunch was our lunch recess. Lunch recess was time of
the day of the day that all of the boys looked forward to enjoying. We were free to run, jump, push and
yell. This day was no different than
others. We inhaled our turkey-a-la-king
on toast. Peas and diced carrots went
down un-chewed. Milk was gulped. Time
was of the essence because the faster we ate the more time we had to play. At lunch we were required to eat everything
in order to be released to the playground. Older students or a teacher guarded
the garbage cans. No food was permitted in the garbage can. If there was any
uneaten food on the tray the student was sent back to the lunch table to finish
eating. We raced out onto the
playground.
That
particular day we must have played hard. In 1951 October days were unseasonably
hot and nights were uncommonly cold. The
cold and flu season came early that year.
I remember, after all these years, drinking a lot of water before
returning to my classroom. Still
sweating I sat there. Something was not
right. My stomach ached and I felt
dizzy. Though I was sweating I felt
cold. I became increasingly ill. I experienced the feeling before. I knew I was going to vomit. However, I had
just returned from lunch. All boys were
required to go to the restroom before class started. I was not going to be excused from the
class. I was reaching the point of no
return. The split second before regurgitating I looked at my desk. I thought, I am going to ‘throw-up’ on my
desk. I quickly turned to my right and
out came my un-chewed lunch. Chunks of
turkey, partially chewed toast, whole peas and dices of carrots with undigested
milk and cream sauce slid across Nancy’s desk top and on to the floor. She
screamed!
This
time I did not get into trouble or go to the corner or clean up my mess. I was quickly ushered by the teacher out of
the classroom. As we left the room, Nancy was weeping. I was taken to the nurse’s office where I
waited until a neighbor who had a car could come and get me. I stayed home for three days of unexpected
vacation to assure that I would not infect other children. When I returned to
school the following Monday, my desk had been moved to another location in the
room. I realize that I got even with
Nancy.
A
little boy becoming ill at school is not a life changing or even memorable
event. Yet, it is lesson that I learned
then that has stayed with me. There is always a way to get what you want
and not get into trouble. You must be patient and creative at the same time.